Monthly Archives: March 2011

My Half Sister’s Half Sister

Yes my half sister Me(h)ta is coloured, and I think has the same dad as one of my black neighbours. Almost certainly. See my sister Elisa Duncan or my brother Alexander, because none of the rest of us knew? I … Continue reading

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Time To Sink A Fishing Boat

I walked right round Tesco in Buckie Yesterday with my trouser zip open and was out again before I noticed. No one told me. Perhaps it is time for God to sink another boat and all it’s crew. They need … Continue reading

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Green Home Buckie. Household Stuff Recycling Centre

There are plenty of bikes there for you George. They haven’t been checked over yet.

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Road Potholes

I wonder if there is a combustable material that could be mixed in road filling materials? Simply pour the mix into the pothole, set it alight until it aheres to the existing edges, and the repair is done. Ten minutes, … Continue reading

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Busking Dead Or Alive

You can easily tell that buskers are miming when it is so cold that they could never hope to play live. I’ve seen big name groups wearing gloves in frost conditions, but the funniest one I ever heard of was … Continue reading

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A War For Profit. Not Religion And God

 We’ve gone to war for the wrong reasons once too often     Hang Elton John, close the BBC down, declare a single compulsory Christian Church for all from birth, and I’ll take you seriously.     He will be … Continue reading

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EMI Records Made Your Car Security

A few years ago stories of radios being stolen from cars abounded in the media. Now I’m afraid I doubt if any radios were stolen except by the BBC. The reason is that they needed a means to convince you … Continue reading

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La Leche League Rule?

Why should mere men always move when they start feeding in public? Because often the entire restaurant empties, and when new customers come in you have no witnesses to the fact you were there first. A quick turn around is … Continue reading

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Busking

Someone tells me there is a white nigger busks in Elgin. A relation of coloured MacDonalds? A cousin or brother or sister. A MacDonald? It’s ironic if they (White Niggers) are the only one’s allowed to Busk even. Who? MacDonalds?

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Prince William And Kate Middleton

Because they have stuck with their first loves, each other, their forthcoming marriage is blessed from the start. Providing they accept their position without argument it will be a happy one. Just for example, no cleaning toilets Bill. You did … Continue reading

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