Monthly Archives: June 2011

Seaweed And Ice Cream

Why have I always had an insatiable appetite for ice cream? (Just some types) I have been gathering seaweed off the beach at Lossiemouth, taking it home and cooking it. It appears to help my leg more than anything else … Continue reading

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Creating Jobs

Could you tune your car’s Electronic Ignition? The girls in Elgin Library could. (See The Above Page ‘Computers Today’) Could they learn this, and take their computing and teaching to a higher level? Thus creating jobs for you. No reason … Continue reading

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RAF Lossiemouth Is Costing Too Much

It will be far cheaper to fill the houses with council tenants, and pay dole money. Savings will be £millions a year. It is a poor, perverted nation that has to learn war in order to steal what others produce, … Continue reading

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House Recovering Addicts With Good Neighbours

Today’s papers: Neighbours complain: Recovering alcoholics and drug addicts, I have always thought, should be housed next door to the main police stations. It would mean police being social workers, at least until the proper social workers arrive, but it … Continue reading

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Super Markets

I say below that I like Tesco, because it serves most of my needs, but of course there is nothing wrong with Asda, Poundland Etc. I was in Dufftown yesterday and went into the co-op, and I still think it is … Continue reading

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Car Boot Selling

I went along to the Elgin Mart today and dipped my toe in the water, so to speak. It did nothing for me. Perhaps a charity boot sale? It really needed me to sing I think. It was so lifeless.

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Car Booting

I was intending to go car booting with just a little busking. One song. ‘Obla de Obla da’ by the Beatles. Moray Firth Radio got wind of it, and have played the Marmalade version to death. They have just destroyed … Continue reading

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My Vow Of Silence

My vow of silence is the same as Christ’s ‘You will shut the fuck up, and listen to the word of God’. Actually Simon Peter said the same when he told someone it was not him they were ignoring, but … Continue reading

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Don’t Contradict Me?

I was speaking to Ian Bisset at Ardmiddle Lodge, Turriff on Friday, and he said I was contradicting him. He has just solved one of the greatest mysteries of all time for me. You see he was contradicting what I write here, … Continue reading

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Sexuality

What am I? Well I could be a poof in Britain, because it is perfectly legal, but I’m not. I could be a paedophile in Britain, because it is legal. I overheard an entire primary class being threatened with being … Continue reading

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