Monthly Archives: August 2011

I Bought A Jittar, But ,

I bought a second hand guitar for £5 in Inverness, but it won’t stay in tune. I never came across this before. Almost as if the nylon strings stretch, because there is no other apparent movement I could see. Also … Continue reading

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“The Ugly Will Become The Beautiful”

The Bible says so.  

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‘The Confession’ By John Grisham

I had to laugh at the bad guy lusting after the minister’s wife. In my experience it is the minister who lusts, after anyone’s wife. With a few daughters, and the pro’s as well. Husbands and sons are not exempt … Continue reading

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How Much Of The West Have They Taken?

I’m told a white nigger has been told to marry me (Not A Chance) in order to take my family’s business. This would be how common? (All I Know Is, And I Quote: “She’s As Fat As She Is Tall”) White … Continue reading

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I Decree This Will Be Done

Councils must adopt this if the economy is to survive. You know it is fairer, and unbiased by religion. Unlike Moray Firth Radio, for just one example. It is also going to be essential. I know something you don’t, yet. … Continue reading

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Breast Cancer

Right Gents, I have a job of work for you to do. You are to prove this. You take two sheets of kitchen paper towel, as one, from a roll and you fold it neatly to fit in the breast … Continue reading

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Plainstones Elgin 13/08

13.08.11: If this is how you promote your shops, then go to the devil. Is what you sell in them real then?  Shit with sugar on it, like the music. Give me honest superstores any day. Pseudo music all around … Continue reading

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Do You Work For The Devil?

You are about to find out, because it’s his oil money, which is being confiscated by God.

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My Dollars Are Not Safe?

China says today “China, the largest creditor of the world’s sole superpower, has every right now to demand the United States to address its structural debt problems and ensure the safety of China’s dollar assets,” the commentary said. Now, I … Continue reading

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‘Surrogates’ (12)

Bruce Willis: (2009) Rubbish.

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