Monthly Archives: May 2012

My Leggies

Radiation, apparently, is another reason for babies to be born with two heads. Chernobyl is said to have done this. My house is full of it? From the tools? You would not want to live near me and be pregnant? … Continue reading

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The Average Catholic Child In Scotland

has more sexual experience than me. Probably correct, but I dread to think how much worse they would become under independence. Practically a legal licence.

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Really Think Scotland Can Survive Alone?

Scottish independence, by A. Salmon’. Okay, so who’s in charge of the No campaign? Better get it started now. No good waiting. Count me in. It better be good, higher profile, and bigger than Salmon’ or we will sink with the … Continue reading

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This Nuclear Bomb Might Fall On You Too

When white nigger David Smith stole my music by going around collecting the tapes as I handed them out, I started to plan another workshop. For nearly two decades I bought tools every day. Yes, my house is full of them. … Continue reading

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Books Will Soon Be Obsolete?

“Of the making of books there will be no end.” Holy Bible. The only way to save Britain’s economy now is to take the Churches over with a compulsory membership single Church, and take control of heathens completely. The Church … Continue reading

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Want To Make Your Own Ice Cream?

This Readers Digest encyclopedia ‘How Is It Done’ tells us how. Interestingly, all the athletes featured on the cover died. Young.

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Do Journalists Ever Tell The Truth?

No. Only when it suits them. I gave one national news paper journalist all the details of bible John many years ago, and he went off and took money and incentives not to publish. The one who used to work … Continue reading

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You Have To Accept Elton John?

If you don’t they will kill you as they are doing to me. It seems every time an old one hit wonder celebrity dies they are a friend of that poof. If they were not, they would be dead years … Continue reading

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The Bitch Is Pregnant Again

Another litter, but it will not follow the human time scale

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Search And Rescue Helicopters

Are picking up illegal drugs from boats offshore for illegal distribution. You have to confess that with the amount of crime being covered up it may be true

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