I said listen, to the news on three or four BBC radio stations and find them worded identical. but they changed it yesterday. I have never heard so much stammering and stuttering. Then I woke this morning and realized that by using a voice sampler one person could put news bulletins on all the TV’s and radios on earth, and they would come over as male or female according to pre sampled pseudo news reader voices. Whatever. I don’t have a TV, but if they did that, the sound and pictures would appear out of Sync. The reason being that they would never have been in Sync. The presenters need not even turn up, just prepare pictures of themselves mouthing like fish in a fish tank. What to wear for the pictures would be their only problem.
Please note: Don’t take that previous ‘Elgin library spouts’ story too seriously. It really has nothing to do with the smell of ‘pot’ at their back door. Or outside the council H.Q. either.