Monthly Archives: June 2013

Heat Stroke In Utah

Heat Stroke In Utah U.S.A: (“The day cometh that shall burn as an oven”) In those kinds of temperatures there are rules you must stick to. 1. Drink plenty of fluids. (Obviously) The slightest hint of cramps drink more. Fluids … Continue reading

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Money Money Money Always Funny

“Money Money Money Always Funny In The Rich Man’s World.” I could have made money by doing what others did. Cheating like the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Etc. I could have had money even easier by taking what was on offer … Continue reading

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Handling Cooking Sauces The Easy Way

Handling Cooking Sauces The Easy Way: I use packets because they have them down to a fine art now. However, though there are exceptions to every rule, I never use the instructions these days. (I can make my own sauces, … Continue reading

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Elgin Shops Doubling As Brothels

Elgin Shops Doubling As Brothels: How many? Too many. Example: If your husband wants to leave you for twenty minutes, just to go upstairs for a look in the gents department, go with him Mrs. He goes up the stairs, … Continue reading

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Can The BBC Afford The Tree Of Life?

Can The BBC Afford The Tree Of Life? If an image at Gobekli Tepe identifies the tree of life, can the BBC afford to allow it to be found? Bear in mind their past reports. “The earth is millions of … Continue reading

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You Want War With God Cameron. You’ll Get It

Joel 3:- In those days and at that time, when I restore the fortunes of Judah and Jerusalem, 2. I will gather all nations and bring them down to the Valley of Jehoshaphat. There I will put them on trial … Continue reading

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New Barclay’s Bank Branch In Elgin

New Barclay’s Bank Branch In Elgin: Can mean only one thing. Two Scottish banks are broke. To what more extent will they have to subsidise a separate Scotland?

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Sexual Orientation And David Cameron

Sexual Orientation And David Cameron: My mother, who was a prostitute, could tell you the sexual orientation of very nearly everyone in Grampian. In the middle of a conversation she would blurt out ‘Oh, he’s a queer, or she’s a … Continue reading

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The New Fence As Finished Yesterday

The New Fence As Finished 14.06.12 Mine was partly done before, except where the hedge was. There was George, Willie, lee, (Spelling?) and Rambo, who rarely turned up, this time. Nice one though. Except my fat arm won’t go through … Continue reading

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Fat And Very Ill Gordon

Fat And Very Ill Gordon awaits our Lord: 14.06.13 In Elgin Library entrance today. Self taken. No one here would ever do that for me.

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