The Stramash In The Elgin Mosque

The Stramash In The Elgin Mosque:

It began on Friday when the Elgin muslims turned up to bang their heads off their mosque floor as usual.
Someone had hung a seven foot cross on one wall, complete with a figure of the son of the true living God, Yeshua Christ, being crucified on it.
‘What is that?’ One asked.
‘I don’t know, but I like it.’ Another said
‘It’s a nice work of art.’ A woman said.
Not until the mosque leaders arrived did the trouble start.
‘What is that doing on our wall?’ One asked.
‘It’s a cross with the Lord Yeshua Christ on it.’ One said.
‘We like it.’ A few ventured. One added. ‘He was resurrected and ascended up to heaven you know. Where he is alive and well still. Whereas Muhammad is dead.’
That did it. they started to throw footwear, which just happened to be lying around, at each other.
Later: One man was seen hobbling along the Elgin High Street wearing one woman’s high heel shoe and one sandal. A woman was also spotted wearing one sandal and one Wellington boot. One man was wearing one old trainer and one new leather brogue. You get the idea I’m sure.

Anyway: Today they were handing out leaflets on Elgin High Street, which read as follows.
– We have decided to rename our place of worship in honour of the Nazarene, the son of God. The Jewish Messiah. We understand that he, Yeshua Christ, is the eternal friend of Gordon Davidson, Lhanbryde. We trust them to know what is best for us, and our souls. From this moment forth we will all become good Christians, and no longer read the Quran. We discovered we cannot walk in different shoes, and must follow in the sure footsteps of Christ and Christians. A Christian Cross will forever adorn our new Christian Church in this Christian nation. Amen

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About Gdicm

Gordon Davidson, I Care Music. (Gdicm) At present I am disabled. I have met Christ, and Saint Peter, and others and have been given a job to do by them. Party political democracy will never be a success for decent people anywhere. It empowers criminals, whose votes politicians need, and gives those criminals powers they should never have. It has brought transgressors to the forefront of every society. It could do nothing else if their votes are needed. Law and order is Bible preached self discipline, which no longer exists in the average person. For example: Would Gays or Lesbians be legal if politicians did not require their votes? No. Would it harm them to not be Gay? No. Only a single compulsory Christian Church can bring about fair equality. Let me build a proper religion, starting around Elgin Cathedral, Morayshire Scotland. Let democracy be done by the Church using God's laws as the guide. Gdicm music is on various streaming services.
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